sweet dreams are made of bees
who am i to diss a bee
i travel the world and the seven bees
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
I am drunk I just tried to delete someone else’s post because I didn’t like it
I specialize in bird law.
did you know that scientists did a recent study showing that if you take a blue whale a lay it out onto a basketball court, the game is immediately cancelled
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
we could hang Anne Hathaway up right now and she could be a disco ball in that dress
an incredibly attractive disco ball
make all the boy disco balls go
i dont understand why people use gaylord as an insult maybe i want to be lord of the gays. bow down to me
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*