boys should be seen and not heard
*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
boys seem better in theory
superman/batman is my otp
"Oh you mean superbat?"
No I mean manman
"thats not very lady-like of you"
Well damn Jessica
why are people mean to Steve Buscemi? People literally go to live events and tell him he’s ugly and freaky to his face. Why would you ever do that? Steve Buscemi has never done anything to you. Steve Buscemi is really nice. He does volunteer work. He used be a firefighter. He was the best man at Stanley Tucci’s wedding. There is literally no reason to be mean to Steve Buscemi.
She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently