Welcome Motherfuckers
hvnty:

lordemusic

bunwithagun:

boys should be seen and not heard 

Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

fineapplepizza:

boys seem better in theory

officialharleyquinn:

superman/batman is my otp

"Oh you mean superbat?"

No I mean manman

deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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sixpenceee:

Well damn Jessica 

sixpenceee:

Well damn Jessica 

memeluvr2:

no money

no family

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blood-in-the-moonlight:

why are people mean to Steve Buscemi?  People literally go to live events and tell him he’s ugly and freaky to his face.  Why would you ever do that? Steve Buscemi has never done anything to you.  Steve Buscemi is really nice.  He does volunteer work.  He used be a firefighter.  He was the best man at Stanley Tucci’s wedding.  There is literally no reason to be mean to Steve Buscemi.

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently