Welcome Motherfuckers

wellheyproductions:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.

officialunitedstates:

been carrying around this sack of bees ever since my grandmother told me beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.  to be honest sometimes I wish she had never told me this information

gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

art-of-whore:

i still cant believe the easter bunny died for our sins

weenylem:

YAAASSS death drop on that stage MAMA YAAAASSSS SLAAY

weenylem:

YAAASSS death drop on that stage MAMA YAAAASSSS SLAAY

officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking

gyllenhaha:

this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

molls:

All my friends have high cholesterol

molls:

All my friends have high cholesterol

nialllhoran:

what does vanessa hudgens do apart from appear once a year for coachella

jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game

jayjayvanzz:

I think I won the entire game