Welcome Motherfuckers
emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

sexhaver:

i cant believe nicki minaj is real and exists in this physical realm

internetmessiah:

Why is pizza a circle but the box a square and the slices triangles and my soul a bottomless pit of pain and despair?

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

It’s officially gone too far now.

breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

midorimashintarou:

me to every dog: my son

buttsosaurus:

robotindisguise:

the forbidden dance

the old razzle dazzle

buttsosaurus:

robotindisguise:

the forbidden dance

the old razzle dazzle

alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"