Welcome Motherfuckers

livebetterandlaugh:

If it involves mountains, breakfast food, coffee or campfires - I’m in. 

jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

anrgy:


inspirational

anrgy:

inspirational

shinygays:


Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower

shinygays:

Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower

mulders:

Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14

dilfgod:

so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and

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its britney bitch
the bible (leviticus 7:58)
thymegaforeskin:


I almost died at this one

thymegaforeskin:

I almost died at this one

fasterfood:

oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…

Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
Child: We'll wake up the books.
Parent: That's right.
girlslug:


TOO REAL

girlslug:

TOO REAL