i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best
i cant believe nicki minaj is real and exists in this physical realm
Why is pizza a circle but the box a square and the slices triangles and my soul a bottomless pit of pain and despair?
It’s officially gone too far now.
when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
me to every dog: my son